- A shirt with subtle color patches that will look random to others, but to red-green colorblind people, spells out 'serial killer'
- Flower bouquet and a nice, fancy card that screams when you open it
- Handcuffs, but sized down & multiplied for fingers
- Tupperware lids
- A 1-on-1 meet and greet session with an estranged high school classmate, $100/hr
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Your baby clothes
Possibly the most intimate gift you can give short of tying your arteries together.
- Flipbook animation of a Billy Mays commercial
- Depression tights that make your legs look thicker
- VR versions of those weird app store games that are like 'help deliver elsa's baby!' or 'be elsa's dentist!'
- Nail clippers but with edges like those fun scissors in elementary school
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A band that follows them around for a day, but its just a band of people who re-enact any social gaffs or
mildly embarrassing but insignificant mistakes the person makes
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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A short ARG that takes place primarily on craigslist/reddit accounts, where the main narrative quickly
devolves into "OP's" obsession with someone who matches the person's description. suggested storyline themes are:
identity, existentialism, the power of love and why and how much it drives us, sometimes past our limits
Lose yourself in this immersive narrative as the "OP" loses herself in an existential mire!
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Relaxing heavy breathing ASMR to help you sleep mixtape
This brown noise will surely absorb and neutralize all pesky low-frequency sounds, such as people at your front door, approaching footsteps, people in the hallway, etc.
- A foreign movie, translated, but you secretly gave it a new plot by changing the subtitles entirely