Hello, this is Shakerbox👋

I try not to powerlevel too much on principle. Any and all content here is general, anonymized, and maybe even completely made up to keep everyone on their toes. 👀

Vaguely raised by the internet like a stepchild. Witnessed the clumsy birth and rise of TTT* culture. As a result, I was unusually well-versed in r/nosleep stories and currently despise most social medias.

I describe myself as an introverted, witty, and detail-oriented person. My friends have described me as creative, a good listener, an aggregate of isekai protagonists and an everyman, etc.

Young enough to be very online on the internet, old enough to know better, still young enough to not do better. But since I'm stone cold sober on everything else, the internet is one thing I feel good about self-medicating on.

Namespo

Shaker boxes are neat, ornamental storage boxes that were popular a few centuries ago. They were initially prized for their design and craftmanship - distinguished by their usually oval build that allowed them to Russian-nesting-doll inside each other, and the "swallowtail" seam. They fell out of popularity when industrialization occurred and storage boxes could be cheaply mass-produced.

*TTT: Twitter-Tumblr-Tiktok. Shorthand for a culture of clout & words over sense & actions that rose to popularity and out of the guidelines of private companies who created them for maximizing profits.